How to Write Unmaintainable Code (1999)
Summary
The article is a satirical list of techniques to write unmaintainable Java code, highlighting anti-patterns and pitfalls that undermine readability and long-term maintenance. It can be repurposed to teach maintainability-focused content, contrasting these traps with modern best practices like documentation, clean naming, and refactoring. It also provides historical insight into coding culture and anti-pattern awareness.