Someone got _Doom_ in an SQL database
Summary
Ars Technica reports on SQLDoom, a project that renders Doom frames inside a relational database. It uses CedarDB with 1,300 lines of SQL across 89 CTEs to generate 35 bitmap framebuffers per second, enabling a multiplayer server with consistent game state. The article compares SQLDoom to a prior DoomQL effort and links to the open source GitHub repo.