RAM-Altman: a bash script that emails Sam Altman about your unused RAM
Summary
This article describes a parody Bash script that emails Sam Altman daily about RAM usage, implemented via cron. It includes sample email content, references to a GitHub repo, and notes on how MemTotal minus MemAvailable can estimate used RAM. It's a lighthearted take that demonstrates a simple, real-world scripting approach to system monitoring.